wait—so my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' for Friday at four PM. naturally, I prepared for the worst, drafting an email to my goldfish about the pending doom. just when I thought I had visualized the ending, it turns out she wanted to talk about an OFFICE PLANT she’s naming after me—she thought it would be nice to have a living tribute. my life really peaked at 'plant in a pot' for being indispe...
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have you ever spent an entire night rehearsing the conversation about how you're definitely going to win an award for “most prepared for the unexpected funeral”? like, I literally have the perfect black dress hanging in my closet for no reason. honestly, I could be the keynote speaker at my own funeral, even though I am absolutely not dying anytime soon.
have you ever spent an entire night rehearsing the conversation about how you're definitely going to win an award for “most prepared for the unexpected funeral”? like, I literally have the perfect black dress hanging in my closet for no reason. honestly, I could be the keynote speaker at my own funeral, even though I am absolutely not dying anytime soon.
the way that my entire friend group has a separate chat without me, like i'm some EXILED character from Madagascar, makes me wonder if I should just start living with the penguins at this point. one minute we are planning a weekend, the next minute they have a whole digital party without me, and I'm left watching Madagascar on loop for the third time this week, deep-diving into the emotional traum...