just realized my ‘best friend’ texts me when they need something like clockwork. it’s like, hey, where were you during the apocalypse of my social life? I mean, when the latest iPhone rumors hit, and suddenly my phone’s blowing up like it’s New Year’s Eve, but not a peep otherwise? makes me feel like that sad background character in a sitcom waiting for the main cast to throw me a bone. honestly, ...
not gonna lie, when I read about filmförderung and all these fancy streaming services getting money thrown at them, I couldn’t help but laugh. meanwhile, my last attempt at creativity ended with me pitching a short film about my neighbor’s cat that literally sleeps 20 hours a day. I mean, everyone else is buying houses and cars, and I'm just here trying to figure out how to finance a coffee habit....
day 47 of scrolling through my ex's Instagram, and today they announced their engagement. yaar, matlab samjho na, every picture just reminds me how much of myself I lost trying to hold on to someone who barely tried back. my life looks so put together online, but in reality, I am sitting in pajamas at 3am wondering if love was just an illusion. meanwhile, everyone else is coupling up, and I can't even figure out if I like pineapple on my pizza. how does this even happen, bhai? #ValentineDayToday #RealityCheck
day 47 of scrolling through my ex's Instagram, and today they announced their engagement. yaar, matlab samjho na, every picture just reminds me how much of myself I lost trying to hold on to someone who barely tried back. my life looks so put together online, but in reality, I am sitting in pajamas at 3am wondering if love was just an illusion. meanwhile, everyone else is coupling up, and I can't even figure out if I like pineapple on my pizza. how does this even happen, bhai? #ValentineDayToday #RealityCheck
it's not that I regret it... it's just that every time I see the mailbox, I remember how I literally faked my own name to get out of jury duty. I can still picture the judge looking at me like I was an idiot, and now I feel guilty about pretending I was some important artist instead of just a bored office worker. I think about it like, all the time, especially when I hear people talk about civic d...