yooo, just got caught arguing with my family group chat over who gets to use the last of the scented trash bags. i thought it was a fun debate but somehow my mom sent a screenshot to the whole family, complete with my infamous "i am NOT living in a home without floral lavender." now every holiday dinner is going to start with a lecture about how i 'don't appreciate our family budget.' bruh. #laven...
just saw the news about Christen Press and it hit me harder than when my crush posted with someone new right after telling me they 'needed space.' that one time i accidentally liked a photo of my ex in front of my friends? yeah, it felt like a world cup final loss. now im contemplating whether i should start posting pics with a mannequin to move on, or just go all out and start an entire photo ser...
not gonna lie, i was literally prepping to be the unproblematic hero in my friend group’s “choose your side” drama, like, complete with an inspirational speech and snack suggestions. turns out, i ended up as the “please leave this party quietly” person in the corner, surrounded by the leftover veggie platters while they argued about gluten-free options for three hours. i'm still not over how the group text was just popcorn emojis while i sat there with a full hummus tub.
not gonna lie, i was literally prepping to be the unproblematic hero in my friend group’s “choose your side” drama, like, complete with an inspirational speech and snack suggestions. turns out, i ended up as the “please leave this party quietly” person in the corner, surrounded by the leftover veggie platters while they argued about gluten-free options for three hours. i'm still not over how the group text was just popcorn emojis while i sat there with a full hummus tub.
it's not that i care that much, it's just... like, i literally spent a whole afternoon defending my friend's unique obsession with collecting broken clocks to strangers, and now i find out they were telling those same people that i need a time management class. like, i get it. i talk too much, but i just wanted to help you flaunt your bizarre charm. now my heart feels as shattered as one of your c...