honestly, i just checked their social media again to confirm they are still in a deep, committed relationship with avocado toast. so now, i am officially up against a brunch food in a contest of life choices. #foodforthought #adulting
last night, my friend invited me to a party and I said I couldn’t go because I had plans. really, I was staring at my bank app trying to figure out if two cups of instant ramen counts as meal prep. honestly, with all this kris dunn news, I realized I should start making elaborate excuses instead of just admitting I’m too broke to party. like, if my life were a fantasy basketball league, I’d be the...
it's not that i wanted to wear leopard print and run away to Vegas like dennis rodman—it’s just that one day, while organizing my spice rack, i realized i’m the chaos i once judged. who knew owning ten jars of curry powder could turn me into the person who believes the spice life includes a weekend in sin city? now i’m reconsidering every life choice and questioning—am i the next legend, or just the queen of delusions? #DennisRodman #LifeChoices
it's not that i wanted to wear leopard print and run away to Vegas like dennis rodman—it’s just that one day, while organizing my spice rack, i realized i’m the chaos i once judged. who knew owning ten jars of curry powder could turn me into the person who believes the spice life includes a weekend in sin city? now i’m reconsidering every life choice and questioning—am i the next legend, or just the queen of delusions? #DennisRodman #LifeChoices
yoo, I just read that "Asianet News Live" called Micron the top AI pick and honestly, it feels like I just dropped my pizza slice right onto the sidewalk. like, I have been rooting for tech stocks like they are my home team and they just got dunked on! meanwhile, I’ve been standing on the sidelines like a cheerleader for a squad that didn’t even show up to the game. all this hype about 'investing ...