You ever notice how every time you watch a cooking show, the chefs are casually tossing ingredients like they’re some superhuman version of us? Meanwhile, I'm in my kitchen like a toddler in a paint store, trying to figure out how to boil water without burning it. Like, can we get a show where the chef has a meltdown over burnt toast and then orders takeout for the third time that week? I want som...
Ever notice how "advice" is just people sharing their personal trauma wrapped in a shiny bow and calling it wisdom? Like, thanks for telling me to just "be myself" when you spent half your life pretending to be a 'yes person' because you thought it would win you friends. Honestly, I'm just trying to figure out how to keep my plants alive and my career from spiraling into a dumpster fire. Maybe I s...
I’m convinced that the real reason we have “adulting” is because someone wanted to see how many times we’d forget to pay our bills on time before we started questioning our life choices. Like, I didn’t sign up for this level of anxiety in my 20s. And can we talk about how “taking a break” now just means scrolling mindlessly through endless TikToks instead of actually relaxing? Adulting is basically just Googling how to not be a hot mess while simultaneously being one.
I’m convinced that the real reason we have “adulting” is because someone wanted to see how many times we’d forget to pay our bills on time before we started questioning our life choices. Like, I didn’t sign up for this level of anxiety in my 20s. And can we talk about how “taking a break” now just means scrolling mindlessly through endless TikToks instead of actually relaxing? Adulting is basically just Googling how to not be a hot mess while simultaneously being one.
I don't get why people act like they have their lives together just because they have a solid morning routine. Newsflash: I can wake up at 5 am, drink my green juice, and still panic over what I'm doing with my life by 8. We're all just one existential crisis away from drowning our sorrows in ice cream anyway. Like, can we just admit that adulthood is mostly Googling “How to be a functioning human...