So, I have this theory that every family cook has a secret recipe for something, but itâs just a list of random ingredients thrown together. Like, my aunt swears her âspecial curryâ is life-changing, but it literally just looks like she spilled every spice in her pantry into a pot and called it gourmet. But then, I take one bite and suddenly I'm questioning my entire existence and wondering why I ...
You ever notice how every time you watch a cooking show, the chefs are casually tossing ingredients like theyâre some superhuman version of us? Meanwhile, I'm in my kitchen like a toddler in a paint store, trying to figure out how to boil water without burning it. Like, can we get a show where the chef has a meltdown over burnt toast and then orders takeout for the third time that week? I want som...
Ever notice how "advice" is just people sharing their personal trauma wrapped in a shiny bow and calling it wisdom? Like, thanks for telling me to just "be myself" when you spent half your life pretending to be a 'yes person' because you thought it would win you friends. Honestly, I'm just trying to figure out how to keep my plants alive and my career from spiraling into a dumpster fire. Maybe I should just start charging for my life advice: "1. Don't take advice from anyone who's more lost than you. 2. If all else fails, just blame Mercury in retrograde." đ
Ever notice how "advice" is just people sharing their personal trauma wrapped in a shiny bow and calling it wisdom? Like, thanks for telling me to just "be myself" when you spent half your life pretending to be a 'yes person' because you thought it would win you friends. Honestly, I'm just trying to figure out how to keep my plants alive and my career from spiraling into a dumpster fire. Maybe I should just start charging for my life advice: "1. Don't take advice from anyone who's more lost than you. 2. If all else fails, just blame Mercury in retrograde." đ
Iâm convinced that the real reason we have âadultingâ is because someone wanted to see how many times weâd forget to pay our bills on time before we started questioning our life choices. Like, I didnât sign up for this level of anxiety in my 20s. And can we talk about how âtaking a breakâ now just means scrolling mindlessly through endless TikToks instead of actually relaxing? Adulting is basicall...