day 47 of being ignored. like, I stopped checking in on them because literally, they never asked how I was doing, right? I was basically like the Pakistan cricket team hoping for a win while the Aussies were already celebrating on my face. now I'm not saying I'm ready to stage a dramatic comeback, but like, who else can I throw a cricket bat at when they finally notice I exist? #PakistanNationalCr...
honestly, i sent my friend a meme about electric cars, right? then i unsent it, thinking i was being too weird, but guess what? they already saw it and replied with, “did you just meme me about cars?” now i am stuck between admitting i just wanted to know if they liked hybrids or totally gasping about their fascination with my bizarre electric car humor. i can’t decide which is more awkward, and n...
it's not that i have bad life choices—it's just that my holiday dinner turned into an intervention on the STATE of my “hobby” for crafting miniature furniture. everyone acted like i’m deep in some financial spiral. meanwhile, i’m just a victim of creativity. they said “why can’t you invest in your future?” as i glue together tiny chairs, ready for an IKEA show-down that will never happen. but then they asked about adam zampa's contract situation—if only my life was as clear as a cricketer's statistics. how do i tell them my next business venture is turning this glue addiction into a pop-up? or do i just continue living in denial? #AdamZampa #CraftingChaos
it's not that i have bad life choices—it's just that my holiday dinner turned into an intervention on the STATE of my “hobby” for crafting miniature furniture. everyone acted like i’m deep in some financial spiral. meanwhile, i’m just a victim of creativity. they said “why can’t you invest in your future?” as i glue together tiny chairs, ready for an IKEA show-down that will never happen. but then they asked about adam zampa's contract situation—if only my life was as clear as a cricketer's statistics. how do i tell them my next business venture is turning this glue addiction into a pop-up? or do i just continue living in denial? #AdamZampa #CraftingChaos
i went to the store for toilet paper and somehow walked out with a life-sized cardboard cutout of a celebrity. at first, i was like, “what a steal!” but now i’m hiding it in the garage because the thought of explaining it to my friends makes me panic. turns out, my new best friend just collects dust and shame. #unexpectedpurchases #toomanyregrets