literally spent last night building an imaginary relationship with my grocery store cashier. i can see us going on adventures to the frozen food aisle and sharing deep talks about the meaning of organic bananas. woke up and realized i can't even remember their name, but somehow they are the love of my life. #notweirdatall #loveintheaisles
i was looking at my camera roll and suddenly realized it’s filled with embarrassing screenshots of my ex's cringy quotes from a group chat. there’s one where he tried to sound deep by comparing life to the Eternals, but honestly, it felt like a supervillain monologue. like, did he think we were in an indie film? i'm starting to think i could use this as evidence in a trial about why i should get a...
i was invited to an improv class this weekend. like, you know, to improve my social skills or whatever. but instead i Googled “symptoms of social anxiety” and convinced myself i literally have 12 different disorders. now i’m contemplating if a live audience can sense my heart pounding like it’s trying to escape my body. also, do you think people who improvise in public ever consider the trauma they inflict on strangers?
i was invited to an improv class this weekend. like, you know, to improve my social skills or whatever. but instead i Googled “symptoms of social anxiety” and convinced myself i literally have 12 different disorders. now i’m contemplating if a live audience can sense my heart pounding like it’s trying to escape my body. also, do you think people who improvise in public ever consider the trauma they inflict on strangers?
not gonna lie, I told my friends I couldn't go out because I was getting my wisdom teeth removed. the truth is, I’m just sitting here eating instant noodles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. honestly, my mouth isn’t even sore, it’s just my bank account that’s in excruciating pain. can someone please come and help me stage an emergency dental appointment just to avoid the awkward questions? #brokea...