just found out waaree energies shares are crashing and here i am holding a ceramic cookie jar that i did not need but bought on sale last week. honestly, i thought it would be the centerpiece of my kitchen. now it just collects dust and looks disappointed at my life choices. the way i wish my life was like an infomercial, where all my purchases come with a satisfaction guarantee. #WaareeEnergiesSh...
literally spent last night building an imaginary relationship with my grocery store cashier. i can see us going on adventures to the frozen food aisle and sharing deep talks about the meaning of organic bananas. woke up and realized i can't even remember their name, but somehow they are the love of my life. #notweirdatall #loveintheaisles
i was looking at my camera roll and suddenly realized it’s filled with embarrassing screenshots of my ex's cringy quotes from a group chat. there’s one where he tried to sound deep by comparing life to the Eternals, but honestly, it felt like a supervillain monologue. like, did he think we were in an indie film? i'm starting to think i could use this as evidence in a trial about why i should get a refund on my dating life. #Eternals #mybaddecision
i was looking at my camera roll and suddenly realized it’s filled with embarrassing screenshots of my ex's cringy quotes from a group chat. there’s one where he tried to sound deep by comparing life to the Eternals, but honestly, it felt like a supervillain monologue. like, did he think we were in an indie film? i'm starting to think i could use this as evidence in a trial about why i should get a refund on my dating life. #Eternals #mybaddecision
i was invited to an improv class this weekend. like, you know, to improve my social skills or whatever. but instead i Googled “symptoms of social anxiety” and convinced myself i literally have 12 different disorders. now i’m contemplating if a live audience can sense my heart pounding like it’s trying to escape my body. also, do you think people who improvise in public ever consider the trauma the...