not gonna lie, I was just spiraling over how different my life would be if I had taken that one internship instead of binge-watching a cooking show for a whole summer. I mean, I'd be in a corner office somewhere, probably rocking the latest intel chip while I’m stuck here like a microwave dinner — frozen in my choices. now, I obsessively refresh stock tickers and consider selling my precious colle...
day 23 of believing the 'process' is the way to go. my coworkers are in the break room debating if it’s the Durban Super Giants or Pretoria Capitals that will take the win. meanwhile, I’m just here struggling to win at life, sending out emails that feel like desperate cries for help. I could’ve sworn my crush texted me back about lunch. turns out, they just liked an old post. should I even trust m...
ever just look at your bank account and think, how am I supposed to pay rent when my paycheck is like a distant fantasy? my coworker just bragged about their intel stock at lunch, while I’m over here Googling “how to survive three days on instant noodles and pure despair.” I’m really contemplating asking my landlord if we can trade emotional labor for rent this month. yeah, they probably won't go for that. I might just resort to living in the office—at least they provide the wi-fi, right? #IntelStock #WorkLifeStruggles
ever just look at your bank account and think, how am I supposed to pay rent when my paycheck is like a distant fantasy? my coworker just bragged about their intel stock at lunch, while I’m over here Googling “how to survive three days on instant noodles and pure despair.” I’m really contemplating asking my landlord if we can trade emotional labor for rent this month. yeah, they probably won't go for that. I might just resort to living in the office—at least they provide the wi-fi, right? #IntelStock #WorkLifeStruggles
not gonna lie, i once sent my thoughts on banana peel philosophy to a colleague in a private message, thinking it was a meme only they would understand. instead, they thought it was groundbreaking and forwarded it to the entire team, who now actively debates the existential implications of slipping on fruit during our meetings. now i am a motivational speaker on the fragility of life, and i don’t ...