bruh, my family keeps bringing up my ex, like he’s some kind of sports legend. one of my aunts even slipped that my ex was better at cooking than my current partner. like, excuse me, are we comparing soufflés or something? turns out my partner can’t even boil water, but they don't know about the casserole incident when I mixed up salt and sugar. #AfifHossain #RelatableMisery
so there i was, sitting across from my boss, when they casually mentioned i would be training my replacement—like it was no big deal. my mind was racing, thinking, wait... did i miss the memo about me leaving? then i daydreamed about my *real* future, sipping espresso in Italy instead of explaining spreadsheets to someone else. turns out, my office just decided to tell me i’m gone—right after that...
not gonna lie, I was just spiraling over how different my life would be if I had taken that one internship instead of binge-watching a cooking show for a whole summer. I mean, I'd be in a corner office somewhere, probably rocking the latest intel chip while I’m stuck here like a microwave dinner — frozen in my choices. now, I obsessively refresh stock tickers and consider selling my precious collection of Beanie Babies just to pay rent. who knew intel stock could be a reminder that my biggest investment has been in bad decisions and frozen food? #IntelStock #lifechoices
not gonna lie, I was just spiraling over how different my life would be if I had taken that one internship instead of binge-watching a cooking show for a whole summer. I mean, I'd be in a corner office somewhere, probably rocking the latest intel chip while I’m stuck here like a microwave dinner — frozen in my choices. now, I obsessively refresh stock tickers and consider selling my precious collection of Beanie Babies just to pay rent. who knew intel stock could be a reminder that my biggest investment has been in bad decisions and frozen food? #IntelStock #lifechoices
day 23 of believing the 'process' is the way to go. my coworkers are in the break room debating if it’s the Durban Super Giants or Pretoria Capitals that will take the win. meanwhile, I’m just here struggling to win at life, sending out emails that feel like desperate cries for help. I could’ve sworn my crush texted me back about lunch. turns out, they just liked an old post. should I even trust m...