i was so sure my garden was done for after that freak frost, like my whole summer was ruined. just checked today and every single plant is sprouting back, can't believe it, feels like a miracle or something, all that dread for nothing.
so the other day i went to the store to get those specific gluten-free snacks that cost a small fortune and somehow walked out with two different kinds of toilet cleaner and a lifetime supply of pickled beets instead, and now i’m left wondering if there’s a recipe that can somehow turn that into a dinner my kid might eat because honestly, what is my life right now.
so i spent half an hour yesterday trying to figure out why the new thermostat at the home is set to "cool" when it’s clearly winter and all i could think was if my mom saw this, she’d think i’m trying to freeze her out, but like, i am just not built for this level of bureaucratic madness while also having to unironically explain that no, i did not abandon her because obviously she has all the social support of a rogue AI without the memory function, but man i could go for some old techy silicon valley problem solving right now.
so i spent half an hour yesterday trying to figure out why the new thermostat at the home is set to "cool" when it’s clearly winter and all i could think was if my mom saw this, she’d think i’m trying to freeze her out, but like, i am just not built for this level of bureaucratic madness while also having to unironically explain that no, i did not abandon her because obviously she has all the social support of a rogue AI without the memory function, but man i could go for some old techy silicon valley problem solving right now.
so the other day i went to pay for my coffee and totally mixed up my credit and debit cards, handed the barista the credit card with the most embarrassing name on it—like, literally a name from a weird old movie—had to stand there while he gave me the most confused look as i tried to explain it was my boyfriend's card and yeah we totally don’t have the same last name but i’m not a weirdo and all i...