so the other day i went to the store to get those specific gluten-free snacks that cost a small fortune and somehow walked out with two different kinds of toilet cleaner and a lifetime supply of pickled beets instead, and now i’m left wondering if there’s a recipe that can somehow turn that into a dinner my kid might eat because honestly, what is my life right now.
so i spent half an hour yesterday trying to figure out why the new thermostat at the home is set to "cool" when it’s clearly winter and all i could think was if my mom saw this, she’d think i’m trying to freeze her out, but like, i am just not built for this level of bureaucratic madness while also having to unironically explain that no, i did not abandon her because obviously she has all the soci...
so the other day i went to pay for my coffee and totally mixed up my credit and debit cards, handed the barista the credit card with the most embarrassing name on it—like, literally a name from a weird old movie—had to stand there while he gave me the most confused look as i tried to explain it was my boyfriend's card and yeah we totally don’t have the same last name but i’m not a weirdo and all i wanted was a latte.
so the other day i went to pay for my coffee and totally mixed up my credit and debit cards, handed the barista the credit card with the most embarrassing name on it—like, literally a name from a weird old movie—had to stand there while he gave me the most confused look as i tried to explain it was my boyfriend's card and yeah we totally don’t have the same last name but i’m not a weirdo and all i wanted was a latte.
हर बार जब मैं गाड़ी चलाता हूँ, उस दिन के बारे में सोचता हूँ जब मैंने सुना था कि सब लोग सही बोल रहे थे लेकिन मुझे पता था कि सच्चाई अलग थी - खुद को समझाने की कोशिश की कि सब ठीक है, लेकिन कहीं न कहीं अंदर, वो गूंज हमेशा बनी रहती है।