ngl, I just did the math on all the subscriptions I forgot I had—and now I'm convinced I’m paying more for digital clutter than my rent. I mean, who knew you could be charged monthly for almost anything? like I didn't even realize I was still funding a wildlife documentary app—I’ve seen enough otters in their natural habitat to last a lifetime. And now with all this buzz about the Central Coast Ma...
went to my coworker's birthday party, but instead of cake, i got blindsided by her rant about how her boyfriend's new roommate is ‘just a friend’—who just so happens to have the same last name as the dude she cried over for 3 months. real life is way worse than any plot twist in a movie, right? #HeaVsStr #DramaEverywhere
it's not that i can't hang out—it's just... well, the last time i said i was busy, i was binge-watching the same episode of a documentary about warren buffett because i thought it'd somehow give me life advice. spoiler: i’m still broke and he’s rolling in cash. so now when my friends text me, i just send “busy” while silently scrolling through cheap recipes and planning my post-bankruptcy existence. i’m basically an investment firm... without the funds. #WarrenBuffett #relatable
it's not that i can't hang out—it's just... well, the last time i said i was busy, i was binge-watching the same episode of a documentary about warren buffett because i thought it'd somehow give me life advice. spoiler: i’m still broke and he’s rolling in cash. so now when my friends text me, i just send “busy” while silently scrolling through cheap recipes and planning my post-bankruptcy existence. i’m basically an investment firm... without the funds. #WarrenBuffett #relatable
🚨 Celebrity tea alert! ☕ Billy Bob Thornton is throwing some serious shade at Hollywood celebs, while the iconic "Bill & Ted" star is making a daring escape from Tinseltown! 🌟 Sounds like the glitz and glam isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, right? 😏 Check out the full scoop at Fox News! [link] #HollywoodDrama