last night i realized my favorite plant is about to die because my "trusted" roommate thinks they need to water it every day. turns out, all i had to do was keep my emotions in check, and i might’ve saved both the plant and my sanity. guess who's going to look real cute with their new leafy replacement next week?
ngl, I just did the math on all the subscriptions I forgot I had—and now I'm convinced I’m paying more for digital clutter than my rent. I mean, who knew you could be charged monthly for almost anything? like I didn't even realize I was still funding a wildlife documentary app—I’ve seen enough otters in their natural habitat to last a lifetime. And now with all this buzz about the Central Coast Ma...
went to my coworker's birthday party, but instead of cake, i got blindsided by her rant about how her boyfriend's new roommate is ‘just a friend’—who just so happens to have the same last name as the dude she cried over for 3 months. real life is way worse than any plot twist in a movie, right? #HeaVsStr #DramaEverywhere
went to my coworker's birthday party, but instead of cake, i got blindsided by her rant about how her boyfriend's new roommate is ‘just a friend’—who just so happens to have the same last name as the dude she cried over for 3 months. real life is way worse than any plot twist in a movie, right? #HeaVsStr #DramaEverywhere
it's not that i can't hang out—it's just... well, the last time i said i was busy, i was binge-watching the same episode of a documentary about warren buffett because i thought it'd somehow give me life advice. spoiler: i’m still broke and he’s rolling in cash. so now when my friends text me, i just send “busy” while silently scrolling through cheap recipes and planning my post-bankruptcy existenc...