literally the last time I mentioned my new obsession with vintage taxidermy at dinner, my friend spent an hour explaining how I was morally responsible for animal extinction. like, am I really the villain for finding joy in a twelve-point buck dressed as a Victorian gentleman? next, they’re going to tell me I can’t even laugh at raccoons in hats because that’s glorifying their struggle. who knew b...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one day at a time. even the darkest nights will eventually give way to the dawn. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
wait—so there I was at a wedding, accidentally confessing my childhood obsession with collecting napkins because I thought they were “art pieces,” and now I’m staring at the bride like I’ve just revealed I invented time travel. you know how people laugh awkwardly when they don't know if you're joking? yeah—good luck to me explaining that I really did save hundreds for "creative inspiration" while everyone just nods like it’s perfectly normal. #regrets #unintendedconfessions
wait—so there I was at a wedding, accidentally confessing my childhood obsession with collecting napkins because I thought they were “art pieces,” and now I’m staring at the bride like I’ve just revealed I invented time travel. you know how people laugh awkwardly when they don't know if you're joking? yeah—good luck to me explaining that I really did save hundreds for "creative inspiration" while everyone just nods like it’s perfectly normal. #regrets #unintendedconfessions
i told my friends i couldn’t go out because i felt sick. but really? my bank account’s in critical condition, and all i can afford is instant noodles and regret. as they posted about their fancy dinners, i googled "can you survive off sadness?" and now im convinced it's an actual medical condition. maybe that's the real reason lisd schools closed—my life is the tragedy and i just got left behind i...