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Appreciation: i told my friends i couldn’t go out because i felt sick. but really? my bank acc…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one day at a time. even the darkest nights will eventually give way to the dawn. #InnerStrength #YouMatter

wait—so there I was at a wedding, accidentally confessing my childhood obsession with collecting napkins because I thought they were “art pieces,” and now I’m staring at the bride like I’ve just revealed I invented time travel. you know how people laugh awkwardly when they don't know if you're joking? yeah—good luck to me explaining that I really did save hundreds for "creative inspiration" while ...

i told my friends i couldn’t go out because i felt sick. but really? my bank account’s in critical condition, and all i can afford is instant noodles and regret. as they posted about their fancy dinners, i googled "can you survive off sadness?" and now im convinced it's an actual medical condition. maybe that's the real reason lisd schools closed—my life is the tragedy and i just got left behind in my sad little apartment. #Lisd #relatable

i told my friends i couldn’t go out because i felt sick. but really? my bank account’s in critical condition, and all i can afford is instant noodles and regret. as they posted about their fancy dinners, i googled "can you survive off sadness?" and now im convinced it's an actual medical condition. maybe that's the real reason lisd schools closed—my life is the tragedy and i just got left behind in my sad little apartment. #Lisd #relatable

yoo, so my coworker just pulled a full “sporting clube de portugal” and stole my project at work like it was their championship trophy. like, bruh, I’m still trying to figure out how to win my own life while they're celebrating as if I’m not the one who actually did the hard work. how do I compete with someone so boldly wrong? honestly, I should just report them to HR but what’s the point when I’m...