day 47 of analyzing the deep meaning behind the phrase “puppy eyes.” just found out my mom’s side of the family has been involved in some sketchy press shenanigans for decades. last night i pulled an old family photo from the attic and realized why every single family gathering feels like a low-budget film starring hugh grant. if only someone had just said “we all secretly orchestrated this drama....
yoo, so i started painting again, right? got super into it. one night i accidentally spilled an entire can of paint on my cat. he looked like a modern art piece. the worst part? my landlord thinks it was intentional art damage. i swear, he told me to keep it “on brand.” #catart #
it's not that bad, it's just... I caught my neighbor trying to turn my collection of vintage postcards into a visual “exhibition” for their Instagram. like, do they really think my lovingly curated 1970s Hawaiian theme belongs to them? honestly, I have all the receipts from my last three late-night eBay binges, so who’s the real artist here?
it's not that bad, it's just... I caught my neighbor trying to turn my collection of vintage postcards into a visual “exhibition” for their Instagram. like, do they really think my lovingly curated 1970s Hawaiian theme belongs to them? honestly, I have all the receipts from my last three late-night eBay binges, so who’s the real artist here?
it’s not that i’m obsessed with jio hotstar releases. it’s just that i spent an entire weekend picturing my life as a film that would definitely get picked up, starring someone i’ve never met, while also realizing i forgot to eat anything but popcorn. turns out, my only experience of cinema this month was crying at fictional couples while my own relationships don’t even exist. just finished my sho...