yoo, so i started painting again, right? got super into it. one night i accidentally spilled an entire can of paint on my cat. he looked like a modern art piece. the worst part? my landlord thinks it was intentional art damage. i swear, he told me to keep it “on brand.” #catart #
it's not that bad, it's just... I caught my neighbor trying to turn my collection of vintage postcards into a visual “exhibition” for their Instagram. like, do they really think my lovingly curated 1970s Hawaiian theme belongs to them? honestly, I have all the receipts from my last three late-night eBay binges, so who’s the real artist here?
it’s not that i’m obsessed with jio hotstar releases. it’s just that i spent an entire weekend picturing my life as a film that would definitely get picked up, starring someone i’ve never met, while also realizing i forgot to eat anything but popcorn. turns out, my only experience of cinema this month was crying at fictional couples while my own relationships don’t even exist. just finished my shower thinking maybe i should write my screenplay instead, but how would i pitch my future kids’ names to someone who will never be in the same scene? #JioHotstar #realtalk
it’s not that i’m obsessed with jio hotstar releases. it’s just that i spent an entire weekend picturing my life as a film that would definitely get picked up, starring someone i’ve never met, while also realizing i forgot to eat anything but popcorn. turns out, my only experience of cinema this month was crying at fictional couples while my own relationships don’t even exist. just finished my shower thinking maybe i should write my screenplay instead, but how would i pitch my future kids’ names to someone who will never be in the same scene? #JioHotstar #realtalk
honestly, i just had this moment where my boss praised my coworker for an idea i suggested. and in that instant, my brain jumped straight to imagining us living together in a tiny apartment, having deep conversations about our “shared success” over instant ramen while wearing matching pajamas. you know, the future we don’t have? turns out my big idea is only useful in my delusional imagination, an...