General: Did you know modern slavery is still a pressing issue today? The National Press …

ngl, I just sent my old landlord a heartfelt breakup text about how I finally moved on from the roach-infested studio he convinced me was "quirky," and he replied with a simple "ok." like wow, the level of betrayal—I didn't realize I was pouring my heart out to a dude who only ever felt strongly about rent payments.

it’s not that i didn’t believe adults when they said they were tired, it’s just that i never understood why. then i looked up when the next full moon is, googled celestial events, and realized i now care about cosmic schedules like i'm some celestial planner. meanwhile, my boss decides to throw a last-minute deadline at me while i’m still trying to figure out why i’m up at 3am contemplating lunar ...

literally just found out I got passed over for the third time for a promotion, and my boss told me they’d share feedback 'soon' like I’m waiting for the latest episode of *KPop Demon Hunters* to drop. honestly, I'm starting to think I’m on their *Do Not Promote* list, which I assume is being discussed on *The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon* right now. can’t decide if I should update my resume or a...