bruh, so my mom casually asked when i’m having kids, and i had to remind her i don’t even have a partner right now, then she hit me with the "you can always adopt" like it’s a grocery list item, and as if a toddler isn’t just going to come out of nowhere when my idea of a successful day is not crying in the campus bathroom. so now i’m pretty sure my plan to finish college was just a cover story fo...
ngl, I just sent my old landlord a heartfelt breakup text about how I finally moved on from the roach-infested studio he convinced me was "quirky," and he replied with a simple "ok." like wow, the level of betrayal—I didn't realize I was pouring my heart out to a dude who only ever felt strongly about rent payments.
it’s not that i didn’t believe adults when they said they were tired, it’s just that i never understood why. then i looked up when the next full moon is, googled celestial events, and realized i now care about cosmic schedules like i'm some celestial planner. meanwhile, my boss decides to throw a last-minute deadline at me while i’m still trying to figure out why i’m up at 3am contemplating lunar phases. if i suddenly vanish, just know i was probably taken by the moon or my workload. #WhenIsTheNextFullMoon #adulting
it’s not that i didn’t believe adults when they said they were tired, it’s just that i never understood why. then i looked up when the next full moon is, googled celestial events, and realized i now care about cosmic schedules like i'm some celestial planner. meanwhile, my boss decides to throw a last-minute deadline at me while i’m still trying to figure out why i’m up at 3am contemplating lunar phases. if i suddenly vanish, just know i was probably taken by the moon or my workload. #WhenIsTheNextFullMoon #adulting
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