not gonna lie, my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they are my BOSS. they literally texted me “good morning, team” with a sun emoji while I was still stuck in bed. how do I report them to HR for bringing bad vibes into my dreams? #helpme #livingthehorror
last night, I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts instead of a work email. I meant to say, "Please review the attached document," but instead, my phone just blurted out, "What if my plants are secretly judging me?" now my boss thinks I am losing it, which, to be fair, I sort of am, especially after googling the BBL instead of actual life advice. I had to apologize to my desk lamp for s...
last night, i had an entire argument in my head with someone who didn’t even say a word to me. i was defending my opinion on *pineapple on pizza* like it was a matter of LIFE OR DEATH. woke up today actually MAD at them, but they still have no idea that we even had a CONVERSATION. #overthinkingproblems #justme
last night, i had an entire argument in my head with someone who didn’t even say a word to me. i was defending my opinion on *pineapple on pizza* like it was a matter of LIFE OR DEATH. woke up today actually MAD at them, but they still have no idea that we even had a CONVERSATION. #overthinkingproblems #justme
no because i just double texted my professor, then triple texted, then thought about creating a whole funeral playlist for my inevitable social death over the "jee main 2026 expected cutoff" debate—when all i wanted was to ask if he got my paper, but now I’m mentally rehearsing my last words, just in case. #JeeMain2026ExpectedCutoff #AcademicCringe