not gonna lie, i just realized why adults are always so tired. spent last night replaying aaron hardie highlights in my head while i was supposed to be sleeping. imagine that level of athleticism haunting you as you lay there, knowing you can’t even sprint to the fridge without wheezing. now i’m considering hiring a life coach just to sort through my shower arguments. my whole life might just be a...
ok but I just told a stranger on the bus about my cereal preference and how I organize my spoons by size—like, they literally did not ask for a single detail about my life and somehow I spilled my entire spoon hierarchy—now I can’t even look at the little ones in my drawer without thinking of this person and judging their whole life—like, do they even know how it feels to use the perfect spoon for...
not gonna lie, my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they are my BOSS. they literally texted me “good morning, team” with a sun emoji while I was still stuck in bed. how do I report them to HR for bringing bad vibes into my dreams? #helpme #livingthehorror
not gonna lie, my toxic coworker just got promoted and now they are my BOSS. they literally texted me “good morning, team” with a sun emoji while I was still stuck in bed. how do I report them to HR for bringing bad vibes into my dreams? #helpme #livingthehorror
last night, I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts instead of a work email. I meant to say, "Please review the attached document," but instead, my phone just blurted out, "What if my plants are secretly judging me?" now my boss thinks I am losing it, which, to be fair, I sort of am, especially after googling the BBL instead of actual life advice. I had to apologize to my desk lamp for s...