last night, i was wide awake because my brain couldn’t stop drafting a 17-paragraph apology letter to my neighbor for... well, something i haven’t done yet. then i saw the bodø/glimt vs. man city headlines and thought, great, so that’s what real drama looks like. now here i am, stuck replaying their epic match in my head while my own life feels like a game of just... surviving the grocery store. w...
yooo, saw the news about Vietnam versus China under twenty-three, and I’m just over here contemplating why I spent the last six months obsessively trying to revive a friendship that was dead since like last summer. my chats were just as one-sided as their defense strategy against the Chinese team. and then I checked my texts, realized I’m still the only one texting back and forth while they're gho...
i woke up today and realized i’m that person who checks Wikipedia at 2am to see which of Sushant Singh Rajput’s movies were left unrecognized. it's a slippery slope from there. now i’m feverishly Googling “how to convince my crush to love Bollywood” like that will get me a shot with the cute barista who thinks chai is a brand. no, it's not a phase. it's a commitment. i’m spiraling into a universe where love is written by destiny, and my plan is basically to bake them cookies inspired by 'Chhichhore'. yeah, real grown-up energy here. #SushantSinghRajput #BollywoodLove
i woke up today and realized i’m that person who checks Wikipedia at 2am to see which of Sushant Singh Rajput’s movies were left unrecognized. it's a slippery slope from there. now i’m feverishly Googling “how to convince my crush to love Bollywood” like that will get me a shot with the cute barista who thinks chai is a brand. no, it's not a phase. it's a commitment. i’m spiraling into a universe where love is written by destiny, and my plan is basically to bake them cookies inspired by 'Chhichhore'. yeah, real grown-up energy here. #SushantSinghRajput #BollywoodLove
it’s not that i care about noah kahan’s new album dropping. it’s just that i sent a three-part text about my feelings on a song. then i considered a fourth text saying “never mind, don’t reply,” right after. finally, i thought about faking my death just to avoid the awkwardness. meanwhile, he’s out there dropping heart-wrenching lyrics, and i’m here playing emotional chess with my imaginary ex. #N...