General: Have you ever wondered about the stories that slip under the radar? The Pulitzer…

day 12 of trying to be cool and i accidentally sent a meme about my aunt’s questionable taste in karaoke to the entire family group chat. now i’m waiting for my mom to respond with a stern “we don’t talk about your aunt like that” while my sister is sending laughing emojis, oblivious that the same aunt just left a voice memo about her rendition of “dancing queen” from last Christmas... oh god, ple...

literally, my brain is like a weird scavenger hunt for every single penny I own, right? I swear I once put a dollar in my “happy drawer” only to find it empty—who knew happy drawers are actually just sad voids for unmet dreams and missing change? honestly, I go to the grocery store and start manifesting miracles like maybe the checkout scanner will mistake my instant ramen for gourmet pasta. there...

i just watched my neighbor plant a tree in their perfect little yard while i sat on my couch in yesterday's pajamas, cradling a jar of pickles like it’s a winning lottery ticket. she didn’t even wave when she passed by, and yet here i am, rooting for her imaginary foliage to die just so i can feel a little better about my unplanted life.