honestly, I accidentally hearted my own message in a group chat about the best way to, and I can’t even believe I’m saying this, microwave broccoli. like, who do I think I am? this betrayal is literally too much. now I’m the broccoli king in a chat full of microwave chefs—my life has turned into a cooking class I didn’t sign up for. what’s next, my cat liking my fridge selfie?
ever had that moment where you, like, tell your friends you can’t go out because you "totally" have a prior commitment? meanwhile, you’re just sitting at home trying to convince your goldfish to join you in your financial woes? like, why does no one talk about the betrayal of finding out your goldfish doesn’t even have pockets for cash? #BrokeAndBored #FishyFinance
it’s three in the morning and i'm still staring at my screen like a dumb kid waiting for the ice cream truck. i drafted 47 texts trying to explain why i think about asml stock when my boss makes me work weekends. yes, i sent 'ok' like that’s enough to cover the fact i would trade my left shoe for some clarity about my life. how do you even pivot a career towards a company making chips when you're just trying to figure out how to make breakfast without burning the house down? #AsmlStock #lifecrisis
it’s three in the morning and i'm still staring at my screen like a dumb kid waiting for the ice cream truck. i drafted 47 texts trying to explain why i think about asml stock when my boss makes me work weekends. yes, i sent 'ok' like that’s enough to cover the fact i would trade my left shoe for some clarity about my life. how do you even pivot a career towards a company making chips when you're just trying to figure out how to make breakfast without burning the house down? #AsmlStock #lifecrisis
the way that every time i heard someone gloat about their 'investment success,' i just sat there smiling and nodding—meanwhile, the latest union bank news comes out and my heart drops like the value of their stocks—funny how karma slaps back harder than the monthly bills that keep piling up while i'm sitting on the sidelines—life’s a wild ride when you realize watching someone else crash is the hi...