just realized my coworker presented my project as their own while wearing mismatched shoes, like you can’t even match your footwear but you can claim my work? this is why i work late and pretend to care about their coffee order. #officepolitics #mismatchedpriorities
is it just me, or does checking the weather radar map feel like looking at the one thing in your life you can’t control? i stumbled upon my workplace’s forecast, and guess what? it said “positions available” like a storm rolling in. at this point, i’m convinced the universe is manifesting my exit as a motivational speech. and i just renewed my subscription to hopeful delusion. someone help. #Weath...
yooo, the moment my coworker found my search history, it felt like we were both in a twisted game show, and I was definitely the loser. all I wanted was to look up "how to survive a toxic workplace," but instead they pretended it didn’t happen like it was the plot twist of some bad sitcom. honestly, i’d rather deal with a cricket in my bedroom than have my obsession with adam zampa on full display, because now they definitely think I’m the craziest one here. #AdamZampa #WorkStruggles
yooo, the moment my coworker found my search history, it felt like we were both in a twisted game show, and I was definitely the loser. all I wanted was to look up "how to survive a toxic workplace," but instead they pretended it didn’t happen like it was the plot twist of some bad sitcom. honestly, i’d rather deal with a cricket in my bedroom than have my obsession with adam zampa on full display, because now they definitely think I’m the craziest one here. #AdamZampa #WorkStruggles
so, with everyone talking about adam zampa, i had to confront my inner thoughts on happiness. it’s like, every time i share my good news, people throw guilt on me like it’s confetti. i got a promotion last week and i swear my friend’s face turned the same color as a chewed-up tennis ball, all green with envy. i can’t even breathe without worrying it might sound too joyful. like, who knew happine...