the way that everyone is hyping up the superbowl this year, while i’m stuck in a dead-end job wondering if my coworkers actually roll their eyes when i leave the room, feels a little TOO on the nose. like, should i send out a poll to see if i’m the one ruining the team spirit? meanwhile, i'm just trying to keep my sanity while pretending i care who wins the game. spoiler alert: i really just want ...
i heard about that whole "孙绍骋" scandal and suddenly felt like my life’s an open book — full of really bad plot twists — that only i have read. i mean, i have a funeral outfit ready for any occasion—what’s the point of being caught off guard? like, if i get questioned about my sketchy notes app filled with half-baked thoughts and deep, dark secrets—i'd probably laugh so hard, i’d have to keep the o...
just realized my coworker presented my project as their own while wearing mismatched shoes, like you can’t even match your footwear but you can claim my work? this is why i work late and pretend to care about their coffee order. #officepolitics #mismatchedpriorities
just realized my coworker presented my project as their own while wearing mismatched shoes, like you can’t even match your footwear but you can claim my work? this is why i work late and pretend to care about their coffee order. #officepolitics #mismatchedpriorities
is it just me, or does checking the weather radar map feel like looking at the one thing in your life you can’t control? i stumbled upon my workplace’s forecast, and guess what? it said “positions available” like a storm rolling in. at this point, i’m convinced the universe is manifesting my exit as a motivational speech. and i just renewed my subscription to hopeful delusion. someone help. #Weath...