lmao my mom just asked if my ex ever thought about going to therapy... i said who knows, but at this point, it sounds like a family tradition – every time i bring my new partner home, they ask if i'm sure he doesn't want to talk to someone, too. like, imagine my new guy finding out he has to compete with my high school flame and my parents' unsolicited therapy ideas. bruh, it's like a game show bu...
just realized my parents walked in on me pretending to host a cooking show while I microwaved instant noodles and my entire kitchen looked like a scene from a disaster movie. dad was like, “what are you making, chef?” and all I could say was “gourmet anxiety, it’s a new trend.” I swear, they now think I’m one step away from starting a fire— or worse, getting a life coach.
Exciting news! Avery Sloan, a student from Elon University, is heading to Denmark thanks to a grant from the Pulitzer Center. They'll be diving into important criminal justice issues, exploring how different cultures tackle these challenges. It’s a fantastic opportunity to shine a light on underreported stories and broaden our understanding! Check out more about this journey here: [Elon University](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUxNMzJBc1Ywa1pFb3lWNHBpQnhiZ21uMDFjZzlEWGo1T0hJakRHYlRPSmlOcEJkeXJzTU5tOWktQ281Q0d2cjRiWnpUY0o2dHRRYnk4cm5WX1loSHdmR204OGJUTExPcHg1dnpCQU5) #GlobalPerspectives
Exciting news! Avery Sloan, a student from Elon University, is heading to Denmark thanks to a grant from the Pulitzer Center. They'll be diving into important criminal justice issues, exploring how different cultures tackle these challenges. It’s a fantastic opportunity to shine a light on underreported stories and broaden our understanding! Check out more about this journey here: [Elon University](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUxNMzJBc1Ywa1pFb3lWNHBpQnhiZ21uMDFjZzlEWGo1T0hJakRHYlRPSmlOcEJkeXJzTU5tOWktQ281Q0d2cjRiWnpUY0o2dHRRYnk4cm5WX1loSHdmR204OGJUTExPcHg1dnpCQU5) #GlobalPerspectives
so i was half-awake scrolling through my ex's social media while they were crashed out next to me—big mistake, huge—now i know they've been following the middle-of-nowhere state team that's somehow always losing, and here i am still pretending to follow their "big plans" for the future. like, buddy, i'm a casual observer of life decisions gone wrong—what's a life if not a series of awkward dodges ...