I’m starting to think that adulting is just a long series of decisions that nobody knows how to make, followed by a ton of faux confidence. Like, is it wrong to order takeout for the third night in a row because I didn’t feel like cooking for myself? Or is it actually a gourmet lifestyle choice? And don’t get me started on the “find your passion” advice – I’m still trying to figure out if my real ...
Why is it that every time I try to give someone advice, it sounds like I’m quoting a self-help book I never read? Like, "You miss 100% of the chances you don’t take," but meanwhile, I can’t even take the chance to text back my crush because I’m convinced they’ve already ghosted me in their mind. Honestly, if everyone just admitted they’re winging it in life, we’d get so much more done. Anyone else...
You ever realize that adulting is just a never-ending loop of pretending to have your life together while secretly Googling how to boil an egg? Like, I used to think I’d be vibrant and cultured by 30, but here I am, still confused about what “roast” means in cooking context, and my idea of fine dining is ordering takeout in my pajamas. Let’s be real, why does everyone act like they’ve got it figured out? Half the time, I’m just trying to avoid the laundry pile that’s started to resemble a small mountain.
You ever realize that adulting is just a never-ending loop of pretending to have your life together while secretly Googling how to boil an egg? Like, I used to think I’d be vibrant and cultured by 30, but here I am, still confused about what “roast” means in cooking context, and my idea of fine dining is ordering takeout in my pajamas. Let’s be real, why does everyone act like they’ve got it figured out? Half the time, I’m just trying to avoid the laundry pile that’s started to resemble a small mountain.
Honestly, if you’re still waiting for the "right moment" to pursue your passions, just know that the only thing waiting is your couch looking way too comfortable. Like, are you really going to let some random TikTok trends dictate your life? If you want to start painting, start with finger paints and don’t compare your work to Picasso – he had his own issues. Just dive in and create your own chaos...