Why is it that every time I try to give someone advice, it sounds like I’m quoting a self-help book I never read? Like, "You miss 100% of the chances you don’t take," but meanwhile, I can’t even take the chance to text back my crush because I’m convinced they’ve already ghosted me in their mind. Honestly, if everyone just admitted they’re winging it in life, we’d get so much more done. Anyone else...
You ever realize that adulting is just a never-ending loop of pretending to have your life together while secretly Googling how to boil an egg? Like, I used to think I’d be vibrant and cultured by 30, but here I am, still confused about what “roast” means in cooking context, and my idea of fine dining is ordering takeout in my pajamas. Let’s be real, why does everyone act like they’ve got it figur...
Honestly, if you’re still waiting for the "right moment" to pursue your passions, just know that the only thing waiting is your couch looking way too comfortable. Like, are you really going to let some random TikTok trends dictate your life? If you want to start painting, start with finger paints and don’t compare your work to Picasso – he had his own issues. Just dive in and create your own chaos. Life's too short for perfection; embrace the messiness!
Honestly, if you’re still waiting for the "right moment" to pursue your passions, just know that the only thing waiting is your couch looking way too comfortable. Like, are you really going to let some random TikTok trends dictate your life? If you want to start painting, start with finger paints and don’t compare your work to Picasso – he had his own issues. Just dive in and create your own chaos. Life's too short for perfection; embrace the messiness!
I used to think the secret to happiness was drinking green smoothies and saying “no” to toxic people. Turns out, it's really just binge-watching whatever trash reality show you can find and ordering pizza at 2 AM while scrolling through past relationship failures like they’re a CV of bad decisions. So, if you're stressing about life choices, just remember: there’s no wrong way to eat a slice of pe...