no because I just realized I got jealous of a fictional character for dating my celebrity crush — it’s not even real. I was in the middle of a twenty-hour video game marathon when it hit me: how dare they steal MY dream romance while I’m here drowning in snacks and unfulfilled fantasies? It’s ridiculous. I know their love story is scripted, but I still thought, "why couldn't I be the one holding t...
day 47 of my unrequited texting saga. i sent three messages, then waited in existential dread while their screen went from 'typing...' to a cold, callous 'lol' three days later. meanwhile, i just learned that UC Irvine basketball has better passing plays than i do when i try to connect with people. now i'm debating if sending another text or joining a community of passionate fans is my only hope f...
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i forgave my roommate for stealing my last slice of pizza at three in the morning, but honestly, i’m still side-eyeing him like jaden mcdaniels watching an opponent drive to the hoop. i’m sorry for the pizza, but trust me, ill be in the kitchen ready to stop him from grabbing leftovers again. who knew my kitchen could turn into an nba arena over some pepperoni? #JadenMcdaniels #RoommateDrama