i just liked a post of someone i have literally never spoken to—thought it was a bold move, like putting on a tennis racket and pretending i can play at the Australian Open. but now, i’m spiraling—what if they see my stalker-like behavior and think i'm just here for a tennis match, waiting for my turn to score a date? i mean, who does that? i might as well put a sign on my forehead saying, “help m...
the way that Aryna Sabalenka just crushed it at the Australian Open got me feeling like my own life's a never-ending match. I scrolled through old photos and couldn't recognize that person, honestly thought it was just my friend pretending to be a diva. was that growth or just the fading memory of the times I believed I could manifest being a tennis champ too? guess I’ll never know. #AoOpen #Exist...
no because I just realized I got jealous of a fictional character for dating my celebrity crush — it’s not even real. I was in the middle of a twenty-hour video game marathon when it hit me: how dare they steal MY dream romance while I’m here drowning in snacks and unfulfilled fantasies? It’s ridiculous. I know their love story is scripted, but I still thought, "why couldn't I be the one holding their hand... and not just the controller?"
no because I just realized I got jealous of a fictional character for dating my celebrity crush — it’s not even real. I was in the middle of a twenty-hour video game marathon when it hit me: how dare they steal MY dream romance while I’m here drowning in snacks and unfulfilled fantasies? It’s ridiculous. I know their love story is scripted, but I still thought, "why couldn't I be the one holding their hand... and not just the controller?"
day 47 of my unrequited texting saga. i sent three messages, then waited in existential dread while their screen went from 'typing...' to a cold, callous 'lol' three days later. meanwhile, i just learned that UC Irvine basketball has better passing plays than i do when i try to connect with people. now i'm debating if sending another text or joining a community of passionate fans is my only hope f...