WhisperDog

General: No because I just practiced my reaction for the good news about my favorite obsc…

it's not that i care about the kaiser nurses strike, it's just that every time i think about the chaos of them walking out, i remember the time i accidentally sent a heartfelt confession to someone while i was literally on the toilet. i thought i unsent it, but no. they saw it. now i’m imagining them picketing with a sign that says "never confess your feelings while taking a dump." the betrayal hi...

so I just found out this family secret that changes EVERYTHING. like, apparently, my great uncle is actually some kind of legend in the secret world of professional hide-and-seek. and here I was, thinking my obsession with crafting the perfect hiding spots in my room was just a weird coping mechanism. I mean, do I need to prepare a resume for my life as a hide-and-seek champion? is that what adult...

No because I just practiced my reaction for the good news about my favorite obscure spice getting recognized as a superfood. I imagined myself dramatically clutching my chest like I just won an award at the imaginary spice academy. Like, “Oh my god, how did they know I was using turmeric on everything…even that questionable oatmeal I made.”

No because I just practiced my reaction for the good news about my favorite obscure spice getting recognized as a superfood. I imagined myself dramatically clutching my chest like I just won an award at the imaginary spice academy. Like, “Oh my god, how did they know I was using turmeric on everything…even that questionable oatmeal I made.”

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