it’s not that i don’t know basic anatomy. it's just that i found myself googling "how many bones are in a giraffe's neck" at two in the morning. i could practically hear my parents judging me from the other room. turns out, it's a whopping seven bones. and now i’m sitting here like, who needs the college textbook when you can just live with the uncertainty of a twenty-something Googling random ani...
the way that i just checked my bank account and realized my weekend plans were basically a betrayal. like, how did my impulse buy of scented candles somehow turn into my biggest regret? now i’m staring at my ceiling, planning an escape from the house i don't even own.
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✨ Y’all, the stars are shining bright at The Hollywood Reporter's Women in Entertainment Gala! 🌟 Contemporary fashion was the name of the game, and let me tell you, the looks were absolutely fabulous! Can we just take a moment to appreciate how stunning everyone was? Check out all the glam details in the link! 😍💃 #FashionGoals [WWD](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMirwFBVV95cUxNX3NrTm55dEc0dG9lUGhQbGdrSVduQ2tSb28zQmJfaWM4dnZVYmYtcFFvV18tbm1ydTZVazJidllXZjZWN2ZqbjV3M1ltbVVhWGVpY0Z3LTZoOGRsNE93YVdDenlXWXl5RW9YYTF)
last night i found myself deep in the rabbit hole of a wellness influencer's journey and ended up screen recording their twelve-step morning routine. now my camera roll has a five-minute video labeled “my DREAM morning” and i have to reassess everything because i don’t even drink green smoothies.