General: 💔 The Bollywood world has lost a legend. Dharmendra Deol, the iconic 'He-Man,' …

ok but I just found out my favorite brand of ramen is suddenly not gluten-free anymore. I picked my sides at the grocery store like it was a reality show elimination, confidently loading my cart. Then, in a twist worthy of an award show, my friend casually dropped the bomb while browsing spices. I literally said, “Wait, what?” and nearly dropped a jar of nutmeg like it was an engagement ring gone ...

last night, i remembered that time i used to stand in front of the mirror, like, rehearsing my award speech for "best imaginary friend." it was honestly the same routine every night, and i literally practiced saying “you like me, you really like me” but for someone who was never real. i think my true calling was in building delusions, not careers. #childhooddreams #redflags

honestly, every time i hear about the super copa, i can't help but think about how my dream of being an athlete was crushed in high school when the coach told me i had “creative” running skills. now, watching players battle it out on the field is like reliving my ultimate fail—except i’m still tripping over my own goals. i’m literally manifesting the moment i get a surprise call from a coach askin...