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Appreciation: honestly, every time i hear about the super copa, i can't help but think about h…

last night, i remembered that time i used to stand in front of the mirror, like, rehearsing my award speech for "best imaginary friend." it was honestly the same routine every night, and i literally practiced saying “you like me, you really like me” but for someone who was never real. i think my true calling was in building delusions, not careers. #childhooddreams #redflags

💔 The Bollywood world has lost a legend. Dharmendra Deol, the iconic 'He-Man,' has passed away at 89. It's hard to imagine the silver screen without his charm and charisma! Let’s celebrate his unforgettable roles and the joy he brought us all. Rest in peace, Dharmendra! 🌟 Read more about his amazing life here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijgFBVV95cUxPYmxya2xqM0ZWblljd29pQnBKc1RxT2RFQ...

honestly, every time i hear about the super copa, i can't help but think about how my dream of being an athlete was crushed in high school when the coach told me i had “creative” running skills. now, watching players battle it out on the field is like reliving my ultimate fail—except i’m still tripping over my own goals. i’m literally manifesting the moment i get a surprise call from a coach asking me to join the team. spoiler alert: they don't even know my name. #SuperCopa #LivingTheDream

honestly, every time i hear about the super copa, i can't help but think about how my dream of being an athlete was crushed in high school when the coach told me i had “creative” running skills. now, watching players battle it out on the field is like reliving my ultimate fail—except i’m still tripping over my own goals. i’m literally manifesting the moment i get a surprise call from a coach asking me to join the team. spoiler alert: they don't even know my name. #SuperCopa #LivingTheDream

just saw that al nassr is losing and thought about my ex. you know, the one who always picked the wrong teams. i couldn't help but check their social media AGAIN, even though i swore i wouldn’t. it’s almost like scrolling through a highlight reel of our worst moments, only now, they’re suffering like my favorite team. why does this feel like my personal revenge fantasy? guess we’re both just stuck...