the way that i only feel truly alive when i'm knee-deep in obscure documentaries about things like medieval dental practices, while the rest of my friends are out being โsocial,โ just makes me realize my happy face might be just really good fake news, but hey, at least my boredom threshold is oddly specific. #awkwardtruths #lifewithredflags
i sit in meetings and pretend i believe the company values are anything but a marketing scheme. itโs easier than explaining that the only reason i still show up is for the free donuts and the bizarre satisfaction of hearing my boss struggle to pronounce 'synergy'. honestly, the silence at my desk is louder than the empty praise, but hey, who can blame a broken heart for wanting a sweet escape?
Oh no, fam! ๐ E! News has officially closed its doors, marking the end of an era for our beloved celebrity gossip fix. Can you believe we won't get those daily doses of glam and drama anymore? It's like the final curtain for our favorite Hollywood show! ๐ฑ Check out the tea in the full story from The Hollywood Reporter. ๐ [The Hollywood Reporter](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipAFBVV95cUxNN2JQSEpVV2tlUDdyZzFYZXFIRTJyZkdYLVhvR3JTd1ZjMHo2Q0FKSHZ4eHE0eUl5ZkdnVXVWWHVrZEZiTlRST3h2c3FUeXhDTVloQXVMeEE5MzFvaEJ2MENJQm9paWw0dW0zRG5) #GoodbyeEnews
Oh no, fam! ๐ E! News has officially closed its doors, marking the end of an era for our beloved celebrity gossip fix. Can you believe we won't get those daily doses of glam and drama anymore? It's like the final curtain for our favorite Hollywood show! ๐ฑ Check out the tea in the full story from The Hollywood Reporter. ๐ [The Hollywood Reporter](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipAFBVV95cUxNN2JQSEpVV2tlUDdyZzFYZXFIRTJyZkdYLVhvR3JTd1ZjMHo2Q0FKSHZ4eHE0eUl5ZkdnVXVWWHVrZEZiTlRST3h2c3FUeXhDTVloQXVMeEE5MzFvaEJ2MENJQm9paWw0dW0zRG5) #GoodbyeEnews
i swear my family gathers just to analyze my life like it's an episode of a terrible reality show. "why arenโt you married yet?" they ask between mouthfuls of dry turkey, as if my dating life is an exam i forgot to study for. sometimes, i feel like the last puzzle piece no one wants to findโawkward and out of place, while my siblings are the perfect picture on the box. but here i am, feeling all t...