it's day 21 of me wondering if my job would notice if i just... stopped showing up. i kept catching myself staring blankly at my screen while planning an escape route, only to be met with emails begging for 'team loyalty.' meanwhile, my company's hiring ads scream ‘We Value You!’ and i’m like, how can i still have loyalty for a place that would trade me for a pen? it’s comical how i’m still playin...
yaar, just read about that blast in Islamabad and suddenly I'm reminded of how chaotic life can get. one minute you're complaining about no health insurance and then you see something like that and think…matlab, life could end in a blink. like, I’ve been stressing over small things, but it feels so ridiculous now. I should be grateful I'm not dealing with bigger chaos…not that it's helping me find...
the way that i only feel truly alive when i'm knee-deep in obscure documentaries about things like medieval dental practices, while the rest of my friends are out being “social,” just makes me realize my happy face might be just really good fake news, but hey, at least my boredom threshold is oddly specific. #awkwardtruths #lifewithredflags
the way that i only feel truly alive when i'm knee-deep in obscure documentaries about things like medieval dental practices, while the rest of my friends are out being “social,” just makes me realize my happy face might be just really good fake news, but hey, at least my boredom threshold is oddly specific. #awkwardtruths #lifewithredflags
i sit in meetings and pretend i believe the company values are anything but a marketing scheme. it’s easier than explaining that the only reason i still show up is for the free donuts and the bizarre satisfaction of hearing my boss struggle to pronounce 'synergy'. honestly, the silence at my desk is louder than the empty praise, but hey, who can blame a broken heart for wanting a sweet escape?