i used to think thirty was like, the OLD AGE of adulthood. now its creeping up and my skin is already showing signs of a fight it might lose. meanwhile, im scrolling through NFL game predictions as if they hold the answers to my midlife crisis. i just paused my entire life for an update on playoff odds, when really, all i need is to find a wrinkle cream that WORKS. #Nfl #crisis
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why is it that I found out my neighbor is opening a pottery studio through a community board? honestly, it feels like an unwritten rule that I should have received an engraved invitation or at least a smoke signal. now I have imaginary beef with them because I literally just made a plan to invest my life savings into knitting instead. #artsyfartsy #potterywarriors
why is it that I found out my neighbor is opening a pottery studio through a community board? honestly, it feels like an unwritten rule that I should have received an engraved invitation or at least a smoke signal. now I have imaginary beef with them because I literally just made a plan to invest my life savings into knitting instead. #artsyfartsy #potterywarriors
day three of pretending to enjoy a plant-based diet, and my situationship introduced me to their cousin as "just a friend." they then asked if i would bring the kale chips to family dinner next week, and i froze like a deer in headlights. now i have to figure out if i should text them asking what to do about the awkward title or just embrace my new identity as “the friend who does weird things.” #...