I have an embarrassing confession: I once ghosted a guy for 6 months and then accidentally swiped right on him again on a dating app. We matched, and now he thinks I’m just playing hard to get. Like, buddy, I was just *trying* to forget the guy who serenaded me with his guitar... while standing outside my window at 2 AM. Who knew I needed a restraining order instead of a date? Now I'm stuck trying...
I just realized that my bookshelf is basically the graveyard of my good intentions. There are books I bought while thinking I’d be a sophisticated reader, but let's be real—I’ve read two pages of "War and Peace" and then got distracted by TikTok. Now my friends think I'm some sort of literature guru because I own a copy. Newsflash: I’m pretty sure “Netflix and chill” counts as modern literature at...
I love slim thicc booties. Where to find them???
I love slim thicc booties. Where to find them???
I still can’t believe my parents are convinced that my marriage is just around the corner, while I’m over here trying to figure out if I can even keep a plant alive. The other day, my mom asked if I’d met anyone special lately, and I panicked and said I was dating my cactus. Honestly, I feel like my love life is the equivalent of a bad rom-com—awkward encounters, missed connections, and a plot twi...