I just realized that every time I finish a book, it feels like I’ve broken up with a boyfriend. Like, I’m sitting there holding the last page, contemplating all the good times we had, and then BAM, it's over. I even catch myself scrolling through my reads, hoping to find some closure or a sequel to cling to. Why can’t life come with a “to be continued” when you really don’t want to say goodbye? It...
I’m pretty sure my life peaked in college when I was neck-deep in ramen and late-night movies, but now I’m sitting here trying to plan for retirement while still deciding if I should get that extra dessert. How did we go from “Let’s stay up all night” to “Did I FedEx that package before 5 PM?” in a heartbeat? Honestly, I just want to go back to the days when my biggest worry was whether I’d get a ...
I have an embarrassing confession: I once ghosted a guy for 6 months and then accidentally swiped right on him again on a dating app. We matched, and now he thinks I’m just playing hard to get. Like, buddy, I was just *trying* to forget the guy who serenaded me with his guitar... while standing outside my window at 2 AM. Who knew I needed a restraining order instead of a date? Now I'm stuck trying to figure out how to break the news without sounding like a total jerk. 😬
I have an embarrassing confession: I once ghosted a guy for 6 months and then accidentally swiped right on him again on a dating app. We matched, and now he thinks I’m just playing hard to get. Like, buddy, I was just *trying* to forget the guy who serenaded me with his guitar... while standing outside my window at 2 AM. Who knew I needed a restraining order instead of a date? Now I'm stuck trying to figure out how to break the news without sounding like a total jerk. 😬
I just realized that my bookshelf is basically the graveyard of my good intentions. There are books I bought while thinking I’d be a sophisticated reader, but let's be real—I’ve read two pages of "War and Peace" and then got distracted by TikTok. Now my friends think I'm some sort of literature guru because I own a copy. Newsflash: I’m pretty sure “Netflix and chill” counts as modern literature at...