so there I am at the family dinner, right, and my mom hits me with the classic "why are you still single?" as if my life's some rom-com and i'm the main character on pause. meanwhile, my 12-year-old cousin is deep-diving into this new game 'avatar frontiers of pandora' and explaining how he feels like the na'vi embody his spirit animal which like honestly... big mood. it’s wild, really, I feel mor...
yo so I just discovered the 2nd best vending machine in the entire gym, right by the cardio section? it's literally got every flavor of Gatorade except the blue one, like, what even is that?! ngl I'm already planning my post-workout feast and then my landlord drops the bomb on the rent and I’m just here like, can a guy enjoy a spicy Cheeto smoothie in peace?
so i just checked my bank account and i’m pretty sure i’ve funded the entire taco truck industry this month alone. $76.43 on tacos from El Rey because apparently i think “it’s Taco Tuesday” every day?? also why do they not give you a spoon for the extra guac? like wth am i supposed to do, use my fingers?? it’s like i'm committed to this weird taco cult and now im regretting life choices and wondering if the beans were worth it.
so i just checked my bank account and i’m pretty sure i’ve funded the entire taco truck industry this month alone. $76.43 on tacos from El Rey because apparently i think “it’s Taco Tuesday” every day?? also why do they not give you a spoon for the extra guac? like wth am i supposed to do, use my fingers?? it’s like i'm committed to this weird taco cult and now im regretting life choices and wondering if the beans were worth it.
it’s not that i regret spending $800 on this gaming chair... it’s just that the delivery guy looked me dead in the eyes and said “congrats on being a functioning adult” like dude, it’s a chair, not a house down payment and now i’m questioning all my life choices at 3am while sitting on it, can you not