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ok but I just spent an entire week obsessing over my last argument with my coworker. I even caught myself rehearsing the perfect comeback in the bathroom mirror. then I accidentally spilled my lunch all over my notes, which were filled with elaborate, *very important* thoughts about the Adani Ports share price. now, instead of being mad at them, I’m just mad at my tuna salad for being my *new* big...

just realized ive spent the last week crafting a thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. like, i literally wrote it in the shower while humming the theme from a movie i’ve never seen. i even practiced crying in front of my bathroom mirror, you know, just in case it hits me too hard. but now im sitting here wondering if maybe that’s not the most DELUSIONAL thing i’ve done—o...

i just found out about this big event at Medaram, and it hit me hard. i am literally standing in my kitchen, staring at the leftovers i forgot about for three days, the same amount of time it took my crush to respond to my last text. they left me on read, and then replied with 'lol' like we weren’t just 24 hours away from our potential wedding plans. suddenly, i felt like all my dreams are buried ...