if you feel like you are stuck in the darkness right now, just know that every moment has the potential to shift and bring new light your way. #HopeExists #Encouragement
literally just found out my situationship introduced me to someone as "a friend." now I have a mini existential crisis about how my life is the same as a stock trending news article. am I the union bank share of his heart? should I start preparing a portfolio of love? my friends told me this would be a rollercoaster, but I was expecting rides, not bear markets. #UnionBankShare #SituationshipStrugg...
ok but I just spent an entire week obsessing over my last argument with my coworker. I even caught myself rehearsing the perfect comeback in the bathroom mirror. then I accidentally spilled my lunch all over my notes, which were filled with elaborate, *very important* thoughts about the Adani Ports share price. now, instead of being mad at them, I’m just mad at my tuna salad for being my *new* biggest enemy. #AdaniPortsSharePrice #lifeisdramatic
ok but I just spent an entire week obsessing over my last argument with my coworker. I even caught myself rehearsing the perfect comeback in the bathroom mirror. then I accidentally spilled my lunch all over my notes, which were filled with elaborate, *very important* thoughts about the Adani Ports share price. now, instead of being mad at them, I’m just mad at my tuna salad for being my *new* biggest enemy. #AdaniPortsSharePrice #lifeisdramatic
just realized ive spent the last week crafting a thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. like, i literally wrote it in the shower while humming the theme from a movie i’ve never seen. i even practiced crying in front of my bathroom mirror, you know, just in case it hits me too hard. but now im sitting here wondering if maybe that’s not the most DELUSIONAL thing i’ve done—o...