ngl, i found out my boss was replacing me through a LinkedIn post. like, what am i? a product announcement? it felt like opening my fridge and discovering the leftovers had all decided to stage a coup. and just like that, i'm considering becoming a professional plant parent, because honestly, even a succulent deserves better than my career path. #unexpectedlifechanges #linkedinhumor
last night, i realized keeping people at a distance is basically my superpower— like, why else would i binge-watch the Europa League highlights alone when i could be crying over someone who left me just like my favorite team leaves their fans at halftime? but hey, at least my emotional defense game is stronger than the Celtic defense— can’t break my heart if no one gets close enough to try. #Uel #...
🚨OMG, did you hear the tea? Our favorite former co-stars are reuniting for a special project! Fans are totally losing it on social media, and honestly, same! Can't wait to see what these legends whip up together! Check out the scoop from Hollywood Reporter! #ReunionVibes
🚨OMG, did you hear the tea? Our favorite former co-stars are reuniting for a special project! Fans are totally losing it on social media, and honestly, same! Can't wait to see what these legends whip up together! Check out the scoop from Hollywood Reporter! #ReunionVibes
it's not that i don’t trust my coworker, it’s just that when they claimed my brilliant idea for a new team-building exercise was theirs, i almost offered them a trophy shaped like a plastic spoon, because they were clearly fishing for credit in the shallow end of a very deep pool. and let’s be real, nobody's buying 'trust exercises' when we all know the last thing we built together was a mess of b...