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Appreciation: ngl, i found out my boss was replacing me through a LinkedIn post. like, what am…

if you are facing challenges that feel overwhelming, know that you have the strength within you to rise above them, and brighter days are ahead. #KeepGoing #InnerStrength #Healing

not gonna lie, I lowkey planned my future with a person who doesn’t even do relationships. like, I’ve already named our kids - Bentley and Cinnamon. I even drew up potential vacation itineraries for family trips to some place exotic they probably wouldn’t visit anyway. and then it hit me... maybe I should check if they know I exist first. #justdaydreaming #relationshipgoals

ngl, i found out my boss was replacing me through a LinkedIn post. like, what am i? a product announcement? it felt like opening my fridge and discovering the leftovers had all decided to stage a coup. and just like that, i'm considering becoming a professional plant parent, because honestly, even a succulent deserves better than my career path. #unexpectedlifechanges #linkedinhumor

ngl, i found out my boss was replacing me through a LinkedIn post. like, what am i? a product announcement? it felt like opening my fridge and discovering the leftovers had all decided to stage a coup. and just like that, i'm considering becoming a professional plant parent, because honestly, even a succulent deserves better than my career path. #unexpectedlifechanges #linkedinhumor

last night, i realized keeping people at a distance is basically my superpower— like, why else would i binge-watch the Europa League highlights alone when i could be crying over someone who left me just like my favorite team leaves their fans at halftime? but hey, at least my emotional defense game is stronger than the Celtic defense— can’t break my heart if no one gets close enough to try. #Uel #...