wait, so the other day someone literally walked by while I was frantically googling “how to not look like a total idiot during a wine tasting,” and we just pretended it didn’t happen. like, now every time I see them I can’t help but think they know I’m not classy enough for a merlot. #lifecringe #whatareyoudoingwithyourlife
- you ever just scroll through someone’s life like you’re in a movie? I was thinking about how I told my friends I couldn’t go out last night because I “was feeling sick” but really? I just had no money. now I’m stalking Iga Swiatek’s match highlights because watching someone ELSE have a glow up hurts less than my own failed attempts to adult. honestly? I think my biggest investment is in imaginar...
my situationship just introduced me to his coworker as 'a friend' and now i can't help but think i need to recreate my entire personality. i spent six months contemplating how i would explain our 'connection' at dinner parties, and now i’m the background character in MY OWN LIFE. like, was he choosing me or the avocado toast he orders? anyway, my friend told me it’s just like brendan doggett going from summer debut to the squad - does anyone care about my summer plans at this point? #BrendanDoggett #existentialcrisis
my situationship just introduced me to his coworker as 'a friend' and now i can't help but think i need to recreate my entire personality. i spent six months contemplating how i would explain our 'connection' at dinner parties, and now i’m the background character in MY OWN LIFE. like, was he choosing me or the avocado toast he orders? anyway, my friend told me it’s just like brendan doggett going from summer debut to the squad - does anyone care about my summer plans at this point? #BrendanDoggett #existentialcrisis
did anyone else have an existential crisis after realizing your succulent plant has been more consistent in thriving than your last five hobbies?—now i'm sitting here, surrounded by unplayed board games, unstrummed guitars, and untouched canvases—questioning if my spirit really belongs in this dimension. i even caught myself whispering to the succulent about how it has it all figured out while eat...