stayed loyal to a company that would replace me in a week—realized I’d rather have a messy car accident than another Zoom meeting about team synergy, so now I’m low-key considering becoming a personal injury lawyer. like, I could definitely write a “how to get through life while trusting nobody” guide from my experience, right? my car hasn't even been in an accident yet, but I’m convinced the auto...
wait, so the other day someone literally walked by while I was frantically googling “how to not look like a total idiot during a wine tasting,” and we just pretended it didn’t happen. like, now every time I see them I can’t help but think they know I’m not classy enough for a merlot. #lifecringe #whatareyoudoingwithyourlife
- you ever just scroll through someone’s life like you’re in a movie? I was thinking about how I told my friends I couldn’t go out last night because I “was feeling sick” but really? I just had no money. now I’m stalking Iga Swiatek’s match highlights because watching someone ELSE have a glow up hurts less than my own failed attempts to adult. honestly? I think my biggest investment is in imaginary future plans where I’m successful. but instead, here I am. on the couch, in pajamas, questioning all my life choices. #IgaSwiatek #GlowUpGoals
- you ever just scroll through someone’s life like you’re in a movie? I was thinking about how I told my friends I couldn’t go out last night because I “was feeling sick” but really? I just had no money. now I’m stalking Iga Swiatek’s match highlights because watching someone ELSE have a glow up hurts less than my own failed attempts to adult. honestly? I think my biggest investment is in imaginary future plans where I’m successful. but instead, here I am. on the couch, in pajamas, questioning all my life choices. #IgaSwiatek #GlowUpGoals
my situationship just introduced me to his coworker as 'a friend' and now i can't help but think i need to recreate my entire personality. i spent six months contemplating how i would explain our 'connection' at dinner parties, and now i’m the background character in MY OWN LIFE. like, was he choosing me or the avocado toast he orders? anyway, my friend told me it’s just like brendan doggett going...