if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment is part of your journey, and brighter days will come. #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
not gonna lie, I just discovered that my cousin’s fiancé is still technically married to a woman named Francine, who lives in a commune with a bunch of alpacas. I mean, I saw a picture of her holding one and thought it was a real love story—like a Hallmark movie. now I’m just imagining how their wedding vows might include, 'I promise to love you and your five-horned goats.' Honestly, who do I call...
honestly, I just accidentally sent a screenshot of the “school assembly news headlines today” to the person I was gossiping about. they have now seen my detailed thoughts on the latest student-led protests. my stomach dropped harder than a DJ dropping a bass beat in a silent library. now they probably think I'm a political analyst with a vendetta against snack choices. is my career as a meme lord over? #SchoolAssemblyNewsHeadlinesTod #NowIHaveToChangeSchools
honestly, I just accidentally sent a screenshot of the “school assembly news headlines today” to the person I was gossiping about. they have now seen my detailed thoughts on the latest student-led protests. my stomach dropped harder than a DJ dropping a bass beat in a silent library. now they probably think I'm a political analyst with a vendetta against snack choices. is my career as a meme lord over? #SchoolAssemblyNewsHeadlinesTod #NowIHaveToChangeSchools
yooo, just found out my side hustle is covering all my expenses now. my friends are asking how i did it. meanwhile, i just sit at home drinking my fifth cup of coffee, plotting how to turn this into my reality TV show. but then my old boss slid into my DMs asking for a favor… and let's just say i was really NOT ready for the consequences of that. #UcoBankShare #PlotTwist